Wanted: Crash Test Dummies

Posted in football by KFadmin on October 13th, 2010 | Comments Off

Kathryn Fox October 2010  Article for Unleashed ABC

Imagine the job ads for real life crash dummies. “Seeking applicant with a reckless disposition. No minimal education or work experience required. Must be prepared to take risks like driving without a seatbelt and hitting a wall at 6o kms an hour, then immediately repeat process. Applicants can expect to crash around fifteen hundred times during peak seasons.”

Of course, the downside would be poor Occupational Health and Safety standards but that would be compensated for by attractive salary package, high public profile and televised collisions watched by millions of people.

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